you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
