sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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