I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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