She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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