We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Just high enough for therapy.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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