would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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