I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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