We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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