i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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