VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Sext me about skeletons
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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