did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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