We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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