Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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