The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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