we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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