sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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