can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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