stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The air taste purple.
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