You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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