I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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