This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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