We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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