My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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