his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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