My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
