Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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