Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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