I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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