jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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