Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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