I never want to see another naked old woman again.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Your cock deserves a montage
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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