I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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