THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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