i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Can I color on your dick again?
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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