normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Drunk is a universal language darling
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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