I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
God I need to hump something, right now.
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