We won't sleep together?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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