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go home
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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