Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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