this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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