ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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