I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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