why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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