There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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