this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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