I want you more than these girls want KFC
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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