More tranny stories later!
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I love having hate sex.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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