i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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