I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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