He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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