party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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