friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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