I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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