if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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