I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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