no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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