do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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