Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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