I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
